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Quotation[0] = "There's nothing to read here, move on you strange person.";
Quotation[1] = "People die when they are killed.";
Quotation[2] = "DIO BRANDO!";
Quotation[3] = "ZA WARDO!";
Quotation[4] = "TOKI O TOMARE!";
Quotation[5] = "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA...";
Quotation[6] = "The appointed place AND the appointed time is here and now! Where are you going? Don't run from fate!";
Quotation[7] = "KOTOMARU!?!?!?!";
Quotation[8] = "Bang...";
Quotation[9] = "That guy is at least PART walrus, right?";
Quotation[10] = "I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God.";
Quotation[11] = "I musn't run away, but if I were to run away, let's analyze that for a sec, where the F**K would I go?";
Quotation[12] = "My love for you...is like a truck. BERSERKER!";
Quotation[13] = "Im going to say it once so I never have to repeat myself: Endless Eight is Endless, Endless Eight is Endle...";
Quotation[14] = "I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradiv... Don't hesitate to call.";
Quotation[15] = "Love and Peace!";
Quotation[16] = "It's time for my daily massacre! Take a good look at me and start freaking out!";
Quotation[17] = "Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive...";
Quotation[18] = "You are now connected to The Wired, prepare to be mindf**ked.";
Quotation[19] = "I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that.";
Quotation[20] = "I would not be caught DEAD with regular porn!";
Quotation[21] = "Death is certain, the hour is not.";
Quotation[22] = "If there are any aliens, time travelers, or espers here come see me. That is all.";
Quotation[23] = "MELLON BUN!!!";
Quotation[24] = "It's simple, over specialize and you breed in weakness. It's slow death.";
Quotation[25] = "Dear Axel, please be aware that yes I have got it memorized. So please STFU.";
Quotation[26] = "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.";
Quotation[27] = "I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.";
Quotation[28] = "I take a chip.....AND EAT IT!";
Quotation[29] = "Congratulations.....Shinji";
Quotation[30] = "There's some dirt in my eye and I'm followin it.";
Quotation[31] = "Women. You're entirely too weak. I mean just look at you. You're always menstruating! Stop it!";
Quotation[32] = "If there is a hole, then its a man's job to thrust through it";
Quotation[33] = "Whatcha reading? Is it porn?";
Quotation[34] = "Keeping the world safe for Otaku everywhere!";
Quotation[35] = "Sexy Firey Tiger!";
Quotation[36] = "We're the angriest Bidoofs you've ever seen";
Quotation[37] = "Canada!!! Tetsuo!!!";
Quotation[38] = "Cursing is perfectly reasonable in this situation.";
Quotation[39] = "HEY LOOK A FLYING FLOCK OF DISTRACTIONS!";
Quotation[40] = "BLOOD DEATH AND VENGENCE!";
Quotation[41] = "For Odin and Asgard!";
Quotation[42] = "AND MY AXE!";
Quotation[43] = "For Fanservice!";
Quotation[44] = "Fulfills 100% of your suggested daily otakudom";
Quotation[45] = "Wardrobe considerations by...";
Quotation[46] = "We are vengeance, we are the night, we are...!";
Quotation[47] = "F**K YOUR MOE.";
Quotation[48] = "Nipaa~";
Quotation[49] = "Punching Narwhals into Comas since 2009!";
Quotation[50] = "Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him";
Quotation[51] = "WHAT KIND OF GIRL DOESN'T LIKE GAY MEN?!?!?!?";
Quotation[52] = "How could I forget? He's into dead girls!";
Quotation[53] = "Timotei, Timotei, Timoteiiiiiiiii!";
Quotation[54] = "I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think.";
Quotation[55] = "Those that laugh at porn with someday cry from porn!";
Quotation[56] = "Even though we're about to shatter dozens of lives, wearing white will make the blood look so pretty.";
Quotation[57] = "For carelessness there is no excuse. Yes, no excuse for carelessness!";
Quotation[58] = "The evening sun we saw as we swore that we would die together even now still shines within my heart!";
Quotation[58] = "High school girls, high school girls, one, two, three all for me";
Quotation[58] = "NOW, SPARKLE, MY HOUSE OF LEARNING!!";
Quotation[58] = "Don't worry, girls, explosions fix everything!";


var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-0));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();